Bedtimes Virus

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   Found this one on a news group...

If you receive an email entitled  "Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY.

Do not  open it .

Apparently this one is pretty nasty.

It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also

delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes

the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code,

screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to

scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial

to call only 0898 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish

tank.

IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. It will drink

ALL your beer.

FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??

It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting

company.

It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine.

If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will

leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously

close to a full bathtub.

It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows,

it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.

WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.

And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard

that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you,

sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.

THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD!

Right now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having SEX!!!

And look at you - you're on the computer!!!!