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Points: 285 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote BoLt Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18 December 2003 at 6:25am

If your daughter turns on all the taps and keeps them running do you.......

  • Blame the water company.
  • Get a boat.
  • Remove the water taps and supply.
  • Limit the use of the water and taps by putting locks on all taps.
  • Learn to swim.
  • Get mad and Drowned.
  • Start singing the song "singing in the rain" and change it to "I have that sinking feeling" Later.

OR

  • Educate your daughter in the using of the taps and water supply.

The choice is yours.........

PS Think fast as I am Drowning hear.
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Points: 1319 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote KCWebMonkey Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18 December 2003 at 7:23am
umm....Blame the water company?!?
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I think the best thing for you is to kick your daughter out the house and permamently disown her.
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Yes, it MUST be the water company's fault.  
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HELP!! I am drounding

 
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