1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 
2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of our skating rinks.
3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions, while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a Diet Coke.
5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

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drug stores want you to walk by all their promotional material before you get you're prescriptions... so you're tempted to buy those chocolates along with your diabetes medications

the boss wrote: 10. Only in saudi arabia u see men thin like stick and women thick like elephant

Glad I live in Korea  

Walking down the street there is pure eye-candy everywhere

Me wrote: Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

This applies in Egypt too... a pizza get to your house in about 45 min... but an ambulance takes about 60 min. to come, and sometimes, it get lost .

so a pizza come faster than an ambulance

zMaestro wrote: Me wrote: Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.  This applies in Egypt too... a pizza get to your house in about 45 min... but an ambulance takes about 60 min. to come, and sometimes, it get lost . so a pizza come faster than an ambulance

maybe all the pizza delivery drivers should train as EMTs

Yea I would say that they all apply here in Australia aswell.
Except like Borg said Number 3 we have chemists instead of drug stores.

Australia is pretty much the same as the UK, however were apparently all a bunch of yobbos!

zMaestro wrote: Me wrote: Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.  This applies in Egypt too... a pizza get to your house in about 45 min... but an ambulance takes about 60 min. to come, and sometimes, it get lost . so a pizza come faster than an ambulance

pizza takes 10 min

firebrigade comes after vitims have put out the fire using buckets

ambulance comes after the victim releative have themselves put an effort to take victim to nearest hospital

Phat wrote: Australia is pretty much the same as the UK, however were apparently all a bunch of yobbos! and we have kangaroos in the streets.

here r camels on the highways.. and if u hit a camel.. u go to heaven where as a camel will be pretty much unhurt