Bill Gates died and met Two Angels, and they said: "Well, Bill,  I'm
really confused on this one. We are not sure whether to send you to
Heaven or to Hell. After all, you enormously helped society  by putting a computer in almost every home in the world, and yet you created that ghastly Windows. We are going to do something never done before, and going to let you decide where you want to go.? 
 
Bill Gates said:
 
"What's the difference between the two?"
 
 
 
They said:
 
"It might help you decide if you took a peek at both places. Want  to
look at Hell first?" 
 
Bill was amazed. He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear waters.
There were thousands of beautiful  men and women running around, playing
in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the
temperature was  perfect. 
 
 
"This is great!" said Bill. "If this is Hell, I can't wait to see
Heaven." "Let's go!" 
 
and off they went to Heaven. Bill  saw puffy white clouds in a beautiful
blue sky, with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was
nice, but surely  not as enticing as Hell. He thought for only a brief
moment and rendered his decision. 
 
"Please I do believe I would prefer to go  to Hell." 
 
"As you wish," said Angels.
 
 
 
Two weeks later, they decided to check up on the late billionaire to see
how things were  going. they found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming
amidst the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being tortured by demons
with  pitchforks.
 
 
 
"How ya doin', Bill?"
 
 
 
Bill responded with anguish and despair, "This is awful! This is not
what I expected at all! What  happened to the beach and the beautiful women playing in the water?"
 
 

"Oh, that," they said . "That was the screen saver." 
 

nice signature zmastero

the day bill is up to heaven the next day he will be selling to god windows server system to build data center, sql server to keep record of all human and their sins and good doing, live communication and exchange server to stay in touch with angels, ISA server to keep daemons away from the god network...

dont ask what will happen if he is dumped into hell!!

the boss wrote: the day bill is up to heaven the next day he will be selling to god windows server system to build data center, sql server to keep record of all human and their sins and good doing, live communication and exchange server to stay in touch with angels, ISA server to keep daemons away from the god network... dont ask what will happen if he is dumped into hell!!

Many people believe he developed those items while in the service of the devil