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Topic: Canada and Stupidity (groaner funny)
Posted By: Bluefrog
Subject: Canada and Stupidity (groaner funny)
Date Posted: 03 April 2005 at 11:25pm
The favorite pastime of Canadians is probably bitching about stupid things in government. Well... there's lots of stupid stuff in Canada, but I really wonder whether it's gone completely overboard.

Here's an example of more http://www.canada.com/national/nationalpost/news/toronto/story.html?id=64fef4e3-afae-44dd-9f60-421143f0a46a - government waste on a stupid lawsuit . (Very funny.)

But if that isn't stupid enough (oooo... squirrels are soooo EVIL!), Canada is now attracting idiocy beyond comprehension. This dipstick is now a multiple amputee due to a complete lack of intelligence. (Very funny in a sick way.)




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Posted By: the boss
Date Posted: 05 April 2005 at 10:54am
TOTAL IDIDOT.. he could have simply asked his "so calle" love to send an inviation for visit visa..and have got in legally..or may be his love was illegal sneak-in like him too LOL

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Posted By: Gullanian
Date Posted: 05 April 2005 at 11:08am
I don't think you can receive visas without a postal address, the news said he was homeless?


Posted By: michael
Date Posted: 05 April 2005 at 10:08pm
You are right, you cannot have a visa without an address. Also if you are convicted you may even be denied a "lovers-visa".

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Posted By: Bluefrog
Date Posted: 06 April 2005 at 10:40am
The guy lost members of his body in MANITOBA~! And his GF was in QUEBEC~! Ontario is between those 2 provinces... He had to go through 3 provinces to get to her.

Just for scale:

  1. Ontario is about 10x the size of Korea
  2. Ontario is larger than MOST countries in the world
  3. Ontario spans 2 time zones
  4. Ontario is 41% of the Canadian GDP - Canada is the 2nd largest country in the world...
  5. Manitoba and Quebec are also VERY large chunks of land - both are bigger than most countries
My God~! He entered Canada half way across the country... With no car. He was walking. In winter. In Manitoba. There is nothing but flat stretches of COLD WIND in Manitoba. I've been there in the winter. People plug their cars in - during the day.

Let's hope he NEVER reaches his sweetheart because it would be a shame to see him further pollute the gene-pool.




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Posted By: Gullanian
Date Posted: 06 April 2005 at 12:05pm
The more you tell me about him the sorrier I feel!  Only true love would make a man walk 3 provinces.  Someone that would do that for love is truly admirable in my opinion!

Then again, why didn't the woman drive to him?  And how does he have the Internet if he is homeless?


Posted By: the boss
Date Posted: 09 April 2005 at 5:32pm
he sits in the elcheapo $1 per day internet cafe

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Posted By: WebWiz-Bruce
Date Posted: 10 April 2005 at 6:44am
The man should have 'mumpit' tattooed to his forehead.

Has he not heard of coaches, trains, or cars?

Then again a man who robs a Pizza Hut, probably isn't the sharpest tool in the box.

And why didn't he just get her to visit him?

She said says at the end she will live with him in Arkansas, so she could have just visited him (if she really loved him!!)


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Posted By: WebWiz-Bruce
Date Posted: 10 April 2005 at 6:53am
He'll probably get to meet her to find she has done the old classic pen pall/Internet lovers blag of sending him her good looking best mates photo and she's actually a really ugly mutant and they can't stand each other.

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Posted By: Bluefrog
Date Posted: 10 April 2005 at 11:33pm
Is there something special about Canada that attracts total crack heads? No - really - I mean crack. Crack cocaine. That stuff that is so addictive that you're hooked the first time you try it... and you can even get FREE CRACK SAMPLES in Winnipeg.

I'm hoping that this is just some "Manitoba thing" and that the rest of Canada isn't infected with the stupidity gene...

Oh Lord make haste to help us~!





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Posted By: Bluefrog
Date Posted: 13 April 2005 at 9:20pm
http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Canada/2005/04/09/989648.html - http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Canada/2005/04/09/989648.html

HAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAH~!

Just don't pee your pant laughing... What a complete stooge.



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Posted By: Bluefrog
Date Posted: 14 April 2005 at 11:46pm
Even the thieves in Canada are nitwits:

Goofball thief catches himself

HAHAHAH~! Serves the guy right.



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Posted By: Bluefrog
Date Posted: 17 April 2005 at 11:27pm
It only gets worse...

Man armed with sword shot by Calgary police

What is wrong with Canada? Is the rest of the world so completely silly? Or am I just noticing these silly things in the news?




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Posted By: Bluefrog
Date Posted: 20 April 2005 at 11:20pm
And worse!

Polygamy Summit in B.C.

What in God's name is wrong with people?




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Posted By: the boss
Date Posted: 25 April 2005 at 5:01pm

god if they had brains.. we would be having another "china" like problem to deal with... cheap labor and lots of population!!



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