How many forum members does it take...
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Topic: How many forum members does it take...
Posted By: dpyers
Subject: How many forum members does it take...
Date Posted: 10 December 2005 at 8:51am
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How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 1 to move it to the Lighting section 2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs 5 to flame the spell checkers 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames 6 to argue over whether it`s "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum 36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty 7 to post URL`s where one can see examples of different light bulbs 4 to post that the URL`s were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL`s 3 to post about links they found from the URL`s that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too" 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy 4 to say "didn`t we go through this already a short time ago?" 13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs" 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again. ------------- 
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Posted By: the boss
Date Posted: 10 December 2005 at 9:29am
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and one stupid ass to post this 6 years old lame ass joke back on WWGF ------------- http://www.web2messenger.com/theboss"> 
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Posted By: huwnet
Date Posted: 10 December 2005 at 10:05am
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Posted By: Gullanian
Date Posted: 10 December 2005 at 11:32am
| hah, that made me laugh, did you make it up? |
Posted By: dpyers
Date Posted: 10 December 2005 at 11:50am
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Nop, like the boss said, it's been around since dirt was young. Found it posted again recently. Still funny even if it's not "illuminating".
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Posted By: the boss
Date Posted: 10 December 2005 at 4:19pm
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well yes the i did make up the comments i posted earlier.. "and one stupid ass ......................................." ------------- http://www.web2messenger.com/theboss">
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Posted By: Bluefrog
Date Posted: 11 December 2005 at 10:52am
Me too  And I was first to quote it so anyone else to do it is just a wannabe forums poser loser with nothing better to do than... hey... Wait a second... ------------- http://renegademinds.com/" rel="nofollow - Renegade Minds - Guitar Software http://renegademinds.com/Default.aspx?tabid=65" rel="nofollow - Slow Down Music |
dpyers wrote:Posted By: the boss
Date Posted: 12 December 2005 at 5:35am
ok how many forums members does it take to have safe s_x  ------------- http://www.web2messenger.com/theboss">
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Posted By: dpyers
Date Posted: 12 December 2005 at 7:55pm
Just one - to be safe -------------
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Posted By: dpyers
Date Posted: 12 December 2005 at 8:02pm
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Naked is kind of a relative term. At one time in GB, naked girls meant you could see their ankles. In The Kingdom, girls are naked if you can see their eyelashes. -------------
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Posted By: the boss
Date Posted: 13 December 2005 at 8:01am
you are right mister.. now somebody imagine my misery  ------------- http://www.web2messenger.com/theboss">
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