It’s now a Federal Crime To Annoy Me on the Web
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Topic: It’s now a Federal Crime To Annoy Me on the Web
Posted By: dpyers
Subject: It’s now a Federal Crime To Annoy Me on the Web
Date Posted: 14 January 2006 at 5:39am
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Lead me not into temptation... I know the short cut, follow me. |
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Posted By: huwnet
Date Posted: 14 January 2006 at 9:32am
I can annoy you on WWG, its in the UK 
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Posted By: dpyers
Date Posted: 14 January 2006 at 4:46pm
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Bush and Blair are evil Siamese twins of one another. Except Blair got the part with the brain. What one does, the other agrees with. Vigilante justice works best - I tell my mom, who tells your mom, and then you get walloped.  -------------
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Posted By: huwnet
Date Posted: 14 January 2006 at 6:01pm
| Blair will be finishing as PM soon so I doubt he will have enough time to copy his evil twin |
Posted By: MadDog
Date Posted: 14 January 2006 at 10:10pm
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OMG i cant believe that was passed... just shows how dumb Bush really is!
I swear to god Bush rigged his own election... o wait, hes not smart enough for that... ------------- http://www.iportalx.net" rel="nofollow"> 
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Posted By: Bluefrog
Date Posted: 15 January 2006 at 1:07am
You all wear dirty knickers, have bad breath, use less than desirable
grammar, have poor taste in technology, and you mother wears combat
boots!  NYAH~! NYAH~! NYAH~! NYAH~! NYAH~! My name is Ryan Smyth and you can't press charges! Perhaps the drug problem is most critical in congress... ------------- http://renegademinds.com/" rel="nofollow - Renegade Minds - Guitar Software http://renegademinds.com/Default.aspx?tabid=65" rel="nofollow - Slow Down Music |
Posted By: MadDog
Date Posted: 15 January 2006 at 3:04am
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So does that mean that every time someone posts a thread in the wrong forum, asks something that has been answered a million times before, or makes a double post gets a fine? lol ------------- http://www.iportalx.net" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: dpyers
Date Posted: 15 January 2006 at 4:29am
Yeah, but now I can hunt you down -------------
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Bluefrog wrote:Posted By: dpyers
Date Posted: 15 January 2006 at 4:30am
The "up to 2 years in jail" alternative is also available. -------------
Lead me not into temptation... I know the short cut, follow me. |
Posted By: MadDog
Date Posted: 15 January 2006 at 5:29am
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wouldnt that suck...
"All i did was post in the wrong forum and i got 2 years in jail!" ------------- http://www.iportalx.net" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: Bluefrog
Date Posted: 15 January 2006 at 2:50pm
And when you do, the first beer is on me... and the second... and the third... Until you're completely incoherent, doing silly stuff, and flying around on the internet in a "Priceless" photo that's proudly brought to everyone by Ryan Smyth - so that I can escape 2 years in jail ~!Nah... I wouldn't do that to you Don... But we could probably find some poor sod to frame-up  ~! ------------- http://renegademinds.com/" rel="nofollow - Renegade Minds - Guitar Software http://renegademinds.com/Default.aspx?tabid=65" rel="nofollow - Slow Down Music |
Posted By: site master
Date Posted: 15 January 2006 at 5:02pm
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lol now in sure bush is an evil roobot that was created by dr.evil to take over the world got to unfreez ostin... lol i think i need th stop watching TV for a while... ------------- 
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Posted By: the boss
Date Posted: 17 January 2006 at 8:22pm
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lets starts sending annoying messages to mailto:president@whitehouse.gov - president@whitehouse.gov some of the suggestion are
- advise bush about healthy eating
- ask him his hair count
- tell him u r in love with laura
- tell him laura is cheating on him...
and there are loads more.. let ur imagination flow.. ------------- http://www.web2messenger.com/theboss"> 
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Posted By: ub3rl337ch3ch
Date Posted: 22 January 2006 at 9:37pm
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Mr. Bush's schedule...
january: make law forbidding people from being annoying on pain of fine or jailtime. blow something up
february: amend the law to classify anyone who does something annoying as a terrorist. blow something up
march: holiday. blow something up
april: holidy. blow something up
may: holiday. blow something up
june: remove 'real name' qualification from law. make law more ambiguous as to who has to be annoyed. blow something up
july: jail all those pesky democrats for sending those inconvenient and annoying emails to each other about all of the hard-working criminal republicans. blow something up
august: holiday. blow something up
september: holiday. blow something up
october: holiday... ooooh... halloween... DRESSUPS! YAY!!!! blow something up
november: holiday. blow something up
december: holiday. celebrate birth of santa. blow something up
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Posted By: Tegwin
Date Posted: 23 January 2006 at 12:14am
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God .. what is the world coming to.. Soon they will fine you for breathing too much and taking away someone elses air.. :-)... all in the name of political correctness... God bless politicians ------------- If you dont want my peaches, dont shake my tree |
Posted By: ub3rl337ch3ch
Date Posted: 23 January 2006 at 12:25am
| moe: stop breathing my air! |
Posted By: the boss
Date Posted: 23 January 2006 at 9:59am
next, farting too much!!  ------------- http://www.web2messenger.com/theboss">
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Posted By: Bluefrog
Date Posted: 23 January 2006 at 1:44pm
LOL~! I like that one~! ------------- http://renegademinds.com/" rel="nofollow - Renegade Minds - Guitar Software http://renegademinds.com/Default.aspx?tabid=65" rel="nofollow - Slow Down Music |
Posted By: Gullanian
Date Posted: 23 January 2006 at 2:16pm
| This law is like a catch-22, if you annoy someone annonymously no one knows who it is, if you declare who you are and annoy someone it's ok! |
Posted By: Bluefrog
Date Posted: 23 January 2006 at 2:45pm
Huh? You expected government not to smoke crack while creating laws? What are you on and where can I get some? ------------- http://renegademinds.com/" rel="nofollow - Renegade Minds - Guitar Software http://renegademinds.com/Default.aspx?tabid=65" rel="nofollow - Slow Down Music |