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Topic: It’s now a Federal Crime To Annoy Me on the Web
Posted By: dpyers
Subject: It’s now a Federal Crime To Annoy Me on the Web
Date Posted: 14 January 2006 at 5:39am
http://news.com.com/Create+an+e-annoyance,+go+to+jail/2010-1028_3-6022491.html - http://news.com.com/Create+an+e-annoyance,+go+to+jail/2010-1028_3-6022491.html

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Posted By: huwnet
Date Posted: 14 January 2006 at 9:32am
I can annoy you on WWG, its in the UK LOL


Posted By: dpyers
Date Posted: 14 January 2006 at 4:46pm
Bush and Blair are evil Siamese twins of one another. Except Blair got the part with the brain. What one does, the other agrees with.

Vigilante justice works best - I tell my mom, who tells your mom, and then you get walloped. Wink


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Posted By: huwnet
Date Posted: 14 January 2006 at 6:01pm
Blair will be finishing as PM soon so I doubt he will have enough time to copy his evil twin


Posted By: MadDog
Date Posted: 14 January 2006 at 10:10pm
OMG i cant believe that was passed... just shows how dumb Bush really is!

I swear to god Bush rigged his own election... o wait, hes not smart enough for that...

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Posted By: Bluefrog
Date Posted: 15 January 2006 at 1:07am
You all wear dirty knickers, have bad breath, use less than desirable grammar, have poor taste in technology, and you mother wears combat boots! Ouch

NYAH~! NYAH~! NYAH~! NYAH~! NYAH~!

My name is Ryan Smyth and you can't press charges!  Wink

Perhaps the drug problem is most critical in congress...


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Posted By: MadDog
Date Posted: 15 January 2006 at 3:04am
So does that mean that every time someone posts a thread in the wrong forum, asks something that has been answered a million times before, or makes a double post gets a fine? lol

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Posted By: dpyers
Date Posted: 15 January 2006 at 4:29am
Originally posted by Bluefrog Bluefrog wrote:


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My name is Ryan Smyth and you can't press charges!


Yeah, but now I can hunt you down LOL


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Posted By: dpyers
Date Posted: 15 January 2006 at 4:30am
Originally posted by MadDog MadDog wrote:

So does that mean that every time someone posts a thread in the wrong forum, asks something that has been answered a million times before, or makes a double post gets a fine? lol


The "up to 2 years in jail" alternative is also available.


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Posted By: MadDog
Date Posted: 15 January 2006 at 5:29am
wouldnt that suck...

"All i did was post in the wrong forum and i got 2 years in jail!"

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Posted By: Bluefrog
Date Posted: 15 January 2006 at 2:50pm
Originally posted by dpyers dpyers wrote:

Originally posted by Bluefrog Bluefrog wrote:


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My name is Ryan Smyth and you can't press charges!


Yeah, but now I can hunt you down LOL


And when you do, the first beer is on me... and the second... and the third... Until you're completely incoherent, doing silly stuff, and flying around on the internet in a "Priceless" photo that's proudly brought to everyone by Ryan Smyth - so that I can escape 2 years in jail LOL ~!

Nah... I wouldn't do that to you Don... But we could probably find some poor sod to frame-up Evil Smile ~!


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Posted By: site master
Date Posted: 15 January 2006 at 5:02pm
lol
now in sure bush is an evil roobot that was created by dr.evil to take over the world

got to unfreez ostin...

lol  i think i need th stop watching TV for a while...



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Posted By: the boss
Date Posted: 17 January 2006 at 8:22pm

lets starts sending annoying messages to mailto:president@whitehouse.gov - president@whitehouse.gov

some of the suggestion are
 - advise bush about healthy eating
 - ask him his hair count
 - tell him u r in love with laura
 - tell him laura is cheating on him...
 
and there are loads more.. let ur imagination flow..


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Posted By: ub3rl337ch3ch
Date Posted: 22 January 2006 at 9:37pm
Mr. Bush's schedule...
 
january: make law forbidding people from being annoying on pain of fine or jailtime. blow something up
 
february: amend the law to classify anyone who does something annoying as a terrorist. blow something up
 
march: holiday. blow something up
 
april: holidy. blow something up
 
may: holiday. blow something up
 
june: remove 'real name' qualification from law. make law more ambiguous as to who has to be annoyed. blow something up
 
july: jail all those pesky democrats for sending those inconvenient and annoying emails to each other about all of the hard-working criminal republicans. blow something up
 
august: holiday. blow something up
 
september: holiday. blow something up
 
october: holiday... ooooh... halloween... DRESSUPS! YAY!!!! blow something up
 
november: holiday. blow something up
 
december: holiday. celebrate birth of santa. blow something up


Posted By: Tegwin
Date Posted: 23 January 2006 at 12:14am
God .. what is the world coming to.. Soon they will fine you for breathing too much and taking away someone elses air.. :-)... all in the name of political correctness...

God bless politicians









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Posted By: ub3rl337ch3ch
Date Posted: 23 January 2006 at 12:25am
moe: stop breathing my air!


Posted By: the boss
Date Posted: 23 January 2006 at 9:59am
next, farting too much!! Dead

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Posted By: Bluefrog
Date Posted: 23 January 2006 at 1:44pm
Originally posted by ub3rl337ch3ch ub3rl337ch3ch wrote:

 
december: holiday. celebrate birth of santa. blow something up


LOL~! LOL

I like that one~!




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Posted By: Gullanian
Date Posted: 23 January 2006 at 2:16pm
This law is like a catch-22, if you annoy someone annonymously no one knows who it is, if you declare who you are and annoy someone it's ok!


Posted By: Bluefrog
Date Posted: 23 January 2006 at 2:45pm
Originally posted by Gullanian Gullanian wrote:

This law is like a catch-22, if you annoy someone annonymously no one knows who it is, if you declare who you are and annoy someone it's ok!


Huh?

You expected government not to smoke crack while creating laws?

What are you on and where can I get some? Wink




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