Hello - Please forgive least I would like to write this message, but your help is really necessary for me do not know to whom to address... - I Ask - is not present I ask kneeling please forgive me and help if can - 2500 - Even borrow(occupy) in a duty under nameplate data and the receipt... - krik-_-dushi@rhbrleib.trjam.net - Z950351374941 it Is thankful in advance - it is boundless it is grateful - Alexander

what?

if you have a problem post it here and people can answer it instead of u asking for help, then us asking for the question, most people cant be bothered

???

Не понял!

Has not understood!

I think you will really need God's help...

I will way it slowly.

T  E  L  L      U  S      Y  O  U  R      P  R  O  B  L  E  M

Then we can help, maybe.

LMAO.

Hey I need help to.

Guess what I need help with?

Understanding this guys post!

So your saying the email I had this morning from MR TUNDE PETERS, the Director in charge of auditing and accounting section of FIRST BANK PLC of Africa doesn't really wan't me to help him embassel 5million USD from one of the banks accounts????

Damn, I'll have to cancel that Poshe I ordered

LMAO!

maybe he (it) thinks the forum is a connection to God... and is trying to get forgiveness for his sins?

ooh and wouldnt ya love that guys email addres...

dushi@rhbrleib.trjam.net

i bet he never gets spam there

:( like the rest of us on Hotmail
(i had an account that was NEVER used but still got spam  and it wasnt even sent to my email address)

http://www.rhbrleib.trjam.net/ - http://www.rhbrleib.trjam.net/

he has a nice site

oh... my bad

i thought it was just random keys bein pressed... with the odd "@" and ".net" in there

i didnt think it was real

and yeah, nice design on that

(come on, look at the email... it looks SO random... like this
mailto:sumone@egfnfg.wrgr.net - sumone@egfnfg.wrgr.net   [no real ])

I think Mrs. Mariam Abacha gave up on emailing me serveral months ago, she must be getting to near the bottom of her extensive family catelogue by now, she seemed to have every email address from two of my sites in there 

I think it's just a way to verify email addresses by seeing who responds.

The latest ones seem to be ones where some girl, usually with a coomon name like Jennifer or Katie, claim to have just moved to your city or town and have seen your profile on the Internet and would like to know if you can get togather and show them round the town.

So if you get one like this and think you have pulled you haven't

 why dont i get any of these sca.... sorry "in need" emails???

and as for the

-BoRg- wrote: The latest ones seem to be ones where some girl, usually with a coomon name like Jennifer or Katie, claim to have just moved to your city or town and have seen your profile on the Internet and would like to know if you can get togather and show them round the town. So if you get one like this and think you have pulled you haven't

wot if girls get that email  gunna be VERY instresed in it...

just like the male enlargments i get alot of on Hotmail!

Hey---I just ordered a case of the penis enlargement! The way I figure within a few doses I should be able to stretch it on out and put John Holmes' legacy to shame~~then watch the $$ and babes roll in!

I doubt our ArchAngel friend designed that site, although he may have. From what I can read of it (which isn't much considering its non-English), it appears to be a hosting/email/domain service.

Scotty_32 wrote:  why dont i get any of these sca.... sorry "in need" emails???

You can have some of my emails, I get around 200 - 300 spam emails a day and around 20 + emails containing viruses.

Spam filters don't seem to work as they stop around 25% or more of my lagitimate emails getting to me, so it takes around 30 minutes or more a day to sort through them, add up all that time I must waste in total a few weeks a year of my life on bloody spam!!

 no, i dont want Spam...

i want the Emails where i get rich... by sending a lil bit of money to start with (ooh ya ever seen that Sun Allience advert... ya win a Parker Pen  [UK Only])

(and this thread is gettin quite good  shouldnt we move it to General Discusion?)

Greetings guys.

Thank that have responded, but... But you probably not correctly understand me... As well as I of you... And here millions - they are not necessary for me - more truly necessary, but not another's, but earned by me... And as and here спам? I sneezed on спам! Now I shall try to explain: I the Russian guy, me of 20 years - the creative person (if want I shall send words of the songs).

I would like to ask, why I always helped near - when my help was necessary for it(him) - and I am would like to ask this help, but now she(it) is necessary for me - very necessary - and when she(it) is necessary for me - everyone turn away from me - both I one and for nobody is necessary...

I can open to you all soul without the rest (no, do not think I not abnormal) but later... At me a problem which need to be solved as soon as possible... Understand guys of me correctly - I on a side - money are necessary for me: 2,500 $ - me have substituted - now want to bring an action - if I shall not pay the telephone account - 2,500 $

But also it not the most terrible - me have deducted from university for non-payment of a semester - 350 $ - this money are necessary for me what to be restored on study - and that... All And still - in one week of me it throw out on street for non-payment - 100 $

, probably, these figures will seem to you ridiculous, but I live in Russia and for me is many(a lot of,much) money - on bread does not suffice, and here such - this I is possible the last the message - on the Internet of money is not present...

Understand, please, I the simple Russian guy - instead of the charlatan - another's money - your money are not necessary for me - your help is necessary for me, very necessary believe …

Probably, my life so cheaply costs(stands) - I beg you, help, do not bury alive … As soon as from whom be, I shall receive this help, I at once shall inform to you in about it in a forum … it Is my account Web money Z950351374941.

And it is a home address for the postal order: the Index 307250, Russia, Kursk area, city of Kurchatov, street Garden, the house 29, an apartment 73, Vetchinov Alexander Jur'evich

I hope for your understanding and support, I trust you. If want, I shall send a photo on Е-мэйл …

PS. I can be your best friend and I shall be grateful to you all life.

Let me get this right, this is a long winded and confusing to read way of asking for $2950 USD???

I wish someone would give me that sort of money, it would certainly pay off some of the money I owe.

Anyway, I maybe joining you on the street soon as I also can't pay my rent, so if someone could also send me lots of money I'll be your best friend to, or at least for 5 minutes till I get to the pub and start spending your bucks

Зря ты так.

Я не хочу этого...

Я не жулик!!!!!!!!

Did you encrpyt his post borg? I can understand language barriers but cannot fathom how you interpreted that....bloody British strike again!

Hey I have an idea: borg i'll meet you at the bar and give you the $2950 USD for which you can buy me $5000 USD worth of drinks?

To the God pleader: pass the crack pipe dude~~

This has to be one of the most entertaining threads in a while. Its like spam only different.

yeah i said a bit ago it was entertaining...

 is all spam like this?

ooh did anyone ever know MSN have a Web Cam center.... like MSN Groups... but for web cams... i got an email about it

i wasnt "surfin" it was an email... it was kinda a crap attempt at a MSN site really...i could of done better with out even tryin....

and i havent had any emails about patchin IE

but i have been busy tryin to keep my Hotmail Account active by sending an email to like a 1000 people ... god how many times do i have to "prove" i use it?

ทดสอบโพส รูปหน่อย

shout/of/soul wrote: Зря ты так. Я не хочу этого... Я не жулик!!!!!!!!

I ran that through the fish and it translates to something like:
In vain you thus. 4 I do not want this... 4 not cheats of!!!!!!!!

Well whatever....

Mailwasher does seem to stem the tide after using it a bit. Another piece of advice is to use a script to put you email address on web pages wherever possible. That way the email miners don't pick it up.

For instance, I use a javascript to generate my email addresses on http://www.rexpage.com - www.rexpage.com after a suggestion on another webmaster board.

Example (don't use the quotes on in a real code of course):

"<SCRIPT type="text/javascript" language="javascript"> 
a="rex";  b="rexpage.com";  document.write('<a href=\"mailto:'+a+'@'+b+'\">');  document.write(a+'@'+b+'<\/a>');
</SCRIPT>"

LMAO,

Cool thread, can i put my order in for a 5p bundle of 10'ers,and i'll catch you guys down the pub later!

I do use JavaScript for email addresses on my site.

Things like mailwash are no good for me as 99% of my emails are from people I don't know emailing the site and also the spam filters seem to often mark emails I get from forms on this site as spam as well.

Also much of the spam software won't work with Eudora, as I don't use Outlook as it is to vonrible to viruses, yesterday alone I got over 40 viruses in emails, all of which can self execute in Outlook and email themselfs to everyone in your address book, at least with Eudora you have more control over this and so none of these viruses intsall themselfs on my machine.

Well at least I can say this has been one of the funniest threads I have read lately!

You scoff and laugh, and it is hurt me. Why people trust charlatans and when the help is really necessary, they laugh and spit to face? Now I understand, why was распят (is executed) Христос - was not present, in no event here was not present what comparisons - so to a word - you consider that it is show - well give, have fun, representation proceeds - the main hero - it(he) шут (Kvazimoda) - continues to build of itself the idiot!!!:

Features with them with 2,500 $ they will not plant me, in the end - the ends - the court is held, and all life I shall pay on 0.001 $, and can, will confiscate property - though it ridiculously you see at me anything and is not present except for a stomach - and it is idea can sell a kidney (body) speak - you for it not bad pay - the problems I shall solve also to the grandmother on medicines remain - it is necessary to think …

You speak, I shall untwist money - I shall earn on you - and as it is done(made), will not prompt - and banks in our small town decent are not present.

Really you can not understand the person - you see I open to you the soul, I sincerely ask the help, kneeling - you do not see, how are pulled out from eyes of tear, and do not hear, how shiver my lips - I ask you, please, help to pay for a hostel 100 and to be restored at university 350 - I you see perfectly well studied - чертовы money - money, money, money - pay and studies too are necessary for them, will be, and what such - there is no money? Yes there was you then - die in the street a dog - we spat on your mind(wit) …

And so, that now with me will be - I do not deceive you - last can you my надежа - in your hands my inutile destiny … would be desirable to shout - help - and nobody hears - I you see the have left the address, the address - present on which you can be convinced of truthfulness of my words - that this money will not go anywhere, and only will rescue my life, that is unnecessary me superfluous money, and only 450 $ and all - can arrive on a visit and be convinced that I do not lie to you …

And the friend I shall be yours, (I have written) simply so not for money, and that you have heard me, even have written - I promise, I верну as soon as I can - shall earn all money …

Please, do not throw me - me and so already all have stopped …

hay this reminds me when i was in school, doin English and doin all the Shakespear stuff....

it seems he has bad english... but i bet he has very good english

he uses words i would never use (or dont even know!) and am english

also, if hes in desparate need of money... how does he get on the internet?

also does anyone else understand this... and why are we still in Forum Support?

Scotty_32 wrote:  and why are we still in Forum Support?

Maybe he thinks this is where he can get Financial support

narr, i ment why hasnt BoRg moved this to General Discusion...

and becare full wot ya say  they'll be more tryna get money out of us

so does anyone understand the story so far from his cryptic posts?

wow very kind of him

(*pppssstted* whoz the "watchman"? is he in jail or sumfin?)

umm translator says:

shout/of/soul wrote: Kha-kha-kha - yes you a wit - he is a good person in the difference...

for any one intressed

Avec ëîâàðü ouvre, mais ce m'est déjà temps remarqueront - óáúþò!Nicht óæåëè du so mich schon íåíàâèäåøü? Ich habe gesagt, dass das Geld böse ist! Du willst das Forum töten? Du willst mich töten? Äàâàé ïðèêîí÷è mich - ich nichts - ich allen zu verlieren hat verloren...!

А Админ молодец - хоть чем - то мне помогает! Спасибо ему за это! = Thank Adminu!

And you - were bothered with a theme - do not get into it(her) - go talk about a style - you see it so it is vital!

These non English posts are geting anoying

As against...

As against...-------------Instead of in distinction === Dung your translator!

http://babelfish.altavista.com/babelfish/tr - http://babelfish.altavista.com/babelfish/tr

quite helpfull

(btw one of em was german....)

shout/of/soul wrote: Avec eeîâàðue ouvre, corn ce m'est déjà temps remarqueront - óáúþò!Nicht óæåeeè does you in such a way me already íåíàâèaeåøue? I said that the money is bad! You want to kill the forum? You want to kill me? Aeàâàé ieðèêîí÷è me - I nothing - I all to lose has lost...! -???? -?? = Thank Adminu!

-boRg- wrote: I think Mrs. Mariam Abacha gave up on emailing me serveral months ago, she must be getting to near the bottom of her extensive family catelogue by now, she seemed to have every email address from two of my sites in there  I think it's just a way to verify email addresses by seeing who responds. The latest ones seem to be ones where some girl, usually with a coomon name like Jennifer or Katie, claim to have just moved to your city or town and have seen your profile on the Internet and would like to know if you can get togather and show them round the town. So if you get one like this and think you have pulled you haven't

u talk about her emailing u. hahah.. i recived like 3 phone calls on my cell from this bitch Mariam Abacha .. wonder how she managed to get the phone number.. btw.. each time the speaker was a guy..

==============

As against...-------------Instead of in distinction === Dung your translator!

==============

I'd say the "dung" is already flying---cattle dung that is!

Has anyone figured out the code that this guy's talkin' in?

yep is a mixed of Russian, French, German and.....

Shakespare!  (or sumfin like it)

Honestly Shout of Soul..you came to the right place to earn money..learn something from these boards and get some freelance work as a webdesigner or something instead of posting useless stuff no person in his right mind would believe.

Why not close this topic.

 wot do you mean? i believe every word! (not that i can make all this out )

and close the topic?  but its so funny and if you look back, people agree

"this has to be one of the funnest posts ive read in a while" i think sumone said

anyway i think hes left now.... wonder how hes doin?

i guess he is just trying to take his frustration out by posting sh*t.. he appears sad from the messages he has been posting...may be he is heart broken bcuz his gf kicked him out og her home.. ehhehehehahaha

Oh guys.. this has really been fun!  Don't even think about ending this thread!  I had tears in my eyes laughing so hard!

Hey Scotty.. I just have to say.. "your my hero".. WHAT A RIOT you are!

Hey SHOUT.. I feel your pain guy!  I mean.. sheesh.. I am in debt too, and hey, although I would love to send you that money, cause Lord knows I could use more friends like you.. well.. if I sent the money to you, how would I pay my dear friend who lives at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue??

Keep up the good work guys!  Wish I lived close enough to join you at that pub!

<% IF whittibo MENT "me" then %>

thanks i do try

<% else %>

 who the hells the other scotty?

<% end if %>

yeah, i noticed he wants money to help pay for Uni and to pay the rent etc.... but also thinks its evil

its really hard to decode that post, as it has German, French and Russian in it!

he must be pretty clever to know (at the least) 4 lang's

also would it be kool to use ASP's "IF .... THEN ... ELSE.... END IF" in real life  think of the things you could do...

(PS keep this Thread Alive! and did anyone notice we now moved to General Discusion?)

This thread gets my day going with laughter, hope he shows up to post more.

Trying to explain.

This poor poor guy that lives somewhere in Russia, that can speak french, german and shakesperian english wants some money to pay his university...

I will give you a little resume of him:

Boris Krushenko study Foreign Literature in University of State Studies of Riga (USSR), he just want to pay the tuition and some other stuff so he can write and copyright his songs, seems that someone get his previous work (but he can still send us the words). As you can see by his text he writtes for Death Metal Jungle House songs with a little bit of World Music since he uses French and German too... if he use sanscrit he would be the male Enya (but I think the human race would need to piss a lot more God to lead him make a male Enya...).

Anyway... the problem was that some people think that was a spam message, it was not, obviously this guy have problems, we just don't know very well the nature of it (Financial, mental, or maybe he is just a blond guy - sorry blonds, even if you don't get it).

So he came here ask for us some money, I'm actually thinking in send him the money I was going to send for Borg, after all Borg is a celebrity alcoholic and uses all his money for put more alcohol in his bloodstream, why do you think version 7 takes so long to get ready? He was in Rehab!! And told us he made a "trip" to Australia... you don't bite that right? Make a "trip" is the excuse 99% of people in rehabilitation of chemical abuse uses when they suddenly disapear.

Well... but this is not about Borg, let's go back to our songwritter poor russian who need us to save his life.

The most obscure aspect of Boris Kruchenko is his relation with the "Watchman"... who is this person? Is he a person at all? Some says that Watchman is just an alterego of Boris, other says that the watchman is his "friend" that give him stuff like free internet in exchange of ****, ******, *** ****, **** ** and ********. This may be disgusting to some people but... well it's not my a**!

According to the Interpol, Watchman is a clever guy that have a very good address book with thousands of names, e-mails and even some cel phones, all of people with good ethics, he make his living by selling these names to some rich people related to governments in Africa that wants trusted persons to do some financial arrangements where these people get's millions of dollars... so you can imagine how much money the Watchman has... but he is not a good hearted guy.... no no no

Since Boris is getting older the Watchman is loosing interest and seeking for a younger "friend". That's where the financial problems of Boris started and seems that Watchman didn't care, he just let Boris use the internet and that's all. Some gossip magazines speculate that Watchman was in fact Michael Jackson - this was denied by Michael Jackson and the proof is that everybody knows that Michael Jackson would have loose his interested in a "friend" much sooner.

Now, I think we should help this guy. I live in a country with very deep economic problems too and I know how difficult it is sometimes (but I want to make clear that I have no Watchman, I pay the internet myself)

So, I, a guy from a development country will start to donate to him and I spect that you that live in rich countries do the same.

I'm donating 10,000 to Boris.

Boris, I just need you to send me 2000 dollars so I can pay the burocratic stuff to send money to Russia, as soon you send it, I will make the donation.

hi all,

i just gotta say, faubo, that was very nice....

sumone said to me.....

whittibo wrote: Hey Scotty.. I just have to say.. "your my hero".. WHAT A RIOT you are!

i think you should take my title

anyway, i dont think we all fully understood wot this guy was goin thru untill now!

thanks to your amazin peice, i to, feel for this guy (not the same as "The Watchman")

and i too, will donate $10,000 to this guy also!

after he sends me $2000 aswell as faubo...

i guess i'll make up... i mean "find out" why i need this later

anyway, keep the topic alive all!

i think everyone who reads it loves it!

BTW for anyone who wants to follow in mine and faubos foot steps the guys address is....

Shout/of/Soul wrote: And it is a home address for the postal order: the Index 307250, Russia, Kursk area, city of Kurchatov, street Garden, the house 29, an apartment 73, Vetchinov Alexander Jur'evich

(is it just me, or does that look back to front?)

Hey guys.. you got the wrong address for our friend.  I too sent some money and well.. got the following forwarding address for him..

PO Box 846, Placerville, CA  95684   .. so everyone who wants to send some money to him after collecting that 'retainer fee'.. go ahead and send it to that new address..

and "HECK YEAH" as far as keeping this thread open.  I know I can use a little laugh in my day!

*~ bump ~*

umm...just keeping the thread alive!

whittibo, why do i get the feeling that isnt our Russian friends address

oh wait am not his friend yet, i havent sent him money

wow.... we're buying his friendship! kool

anyway, back to your.... oops i mean *his* address

hehe

umm anyway, wonder if he'll come back and give us an address, and post sum more... so we have more material to work with

also, i have big plans for this Thread.... its goin places

lets see how many pages we can get b4 we all get bored of it, and go back to talkin about the forum  
(not that theres anything wrong with the forum!)

umm wow

i posted, then it sent me to a 404 page

put it has processed the message...

strange

Scotty.. who would get tired of this thread? 

I was on a diet board and we got to talking about "the good ol' days" (70's & 80's) .. got up to page 38 (with 25 posts per page.. that's 950 posts)  The members were having races just to be page turners!  It was so much fun! 

Gee.. too bad the Admin over there BANNED me!  Which leads me to why everyone could be sending me some money!  Cause that Admin says she is going to file legal action against me for posting a link to my NEW FORUM!  Gee.. sounds like she has a problem of her own eh?

So I guess our buddy, eh.. what's his name again??  well.. anyway.. guess he is just OUT OF LUCK cause, well.. with this hot headed admin threatening me.. I don't think I am going to be able to send this guy my check this month.  Heck.. you know what those attorney fees can run me?!  I better hang on to all the money I got!

personally being 18, i look back on the 80s and think "haha wot a joke!"

thank god i was only a lil kid thru them times, and if anyfin embrassing about me comes up i can say " i was a kid, i didnt know any better!"

but when i see like TOTP2 i just laugh! did anyone ever care back then?

cose i sure as i wouldnt of wanted to look like that!

anyway, whittibo maybe she didnt like you advertising

maybe the competition was to much, she thought she'd lose!

so had to eliminate the competition!

good job she didnt send round "The Watchmens"

(PS wots "HRT" :S wot ever )

mega lol, "hormone replacement therapy" and OMG i suppose we did all look wierd back then,new romantics an all that ,hehehe.

And no i aint quite 40 yet,

whats even funnier were the pc's, back then u thought it the mutts nuts if you had an atari 520

Oh Scotty.. your just a babe! (sure makes me feel old, as I graduated from Highschool in '85)

Ok.. language barrier here.. cause not only do I not know what HTR is, but what the heck is TOTP2?? 

Boy.. that "mean Admin" of that OTHER site.. I think she IS the WATCHMAN!  I don't think they come any worse then her! 

And as far as 'advertising goes'.. well.. yes.. that's what she said, but hey.. I am NOT a commercial site. There is no competition!  I am a forum for fat people who want support to lose weight.  I think she might be jealous that my WebWiz forum is better then her UBB!  Now she says she will ban anyone and report them to their ISP and demand their ISP revoke their service if anyone ELSE referrs anyone to my site. 

Whew.. with what I have learned about Proxys.. she better be glad I am a NICE PERSON!   

I also got a spam email yesterday about have 500,000 hits to your site.. and BOY was that tough not to submit HER SITE!    ROFL!!!  But.. like I said.. I am nice person, and just coulnd't sleep at night if I did that.. well.. maybe I could go without sleep for a bit..? 

sorry, TOTP2 is an english program

if you live in england, you'll prob know about a program called:
"Top of The Pops" it has pop groups on performing etc

anyway "Top of The Pops 2" is a golden oldies verson on BBC2 at about 6:45pm (GMT) or sumfin

(oooh the shame, i know when it starts.... only know, cose its after the Simpsons! i swear! )

and i too dont know wot HTR is... or was

sumone said "hormone replacement therapy" but i dunno wot thats about

oh we've moved on from poor russians to Spam, and now to the 80s

ooh..  GTA: Vice City  amazin game!!!

i love the whole GTA thing

(GTA = Grand Theif Auto... if ya still dont know! ya need to get playin computer games )

LOL you guys this thread made my day! It's like one big comedy book

Looks like that russian guy isn't coming back... Maybe he's finally on the streets begging for money from people going by, while speaking words of wisdom to them?

Speaking of which, I think he got that awkward english because he used some translator. Quote from one of his posts: "Dung your translator!". This would also explain why he sometimes wrote in english, sometimes in russian (forgot to use translator) and sometimes french and german (mistake in choosing the language).

that is a good point FlatLine... BUT!

it was 1 post in german, french, russian and english

which i think he did to mess with our translators!

becose we started usin them, so i think he did it to screw with our minds! and confuse us!

and as for our nameless russian friend... (we gotta give him a name )

poor guy... the Watchman got bored with him and found a younger 'friend'

now our Russian friend has no internet as the Watchman stoped it!

poor guy, no chance of gettin back into Uni now

oooh or maybe he went to phpBB's support forum and sum sucker there paid him the money, and now, we can no longer call him our friend

and he's phpBBs friend.... forever!

(not as depressing as it sounds really )

Scotty,

HRT (Hormone Replacement Treatment) is something used by middle aged women who are going through the menopause (surely you know what that is - right???). Its supposed to counteract the effect of going through a major 'body change'. Maybe you could compare it with teenagers going through pubity (dont quote me on that - I'm not a woman, so I'll never understand !!!)

Hope that helps

the boss wrote: i guess this is the longest thread so far in this forum ...

no...i'm pretty sure that this thread has had more action:

http://forums.webwiz.net/forum_posts.asp?TID=1197 - http://forums.webwiz.net/forum_posts.asp?TID=1197

the boss wrote: i guess this is the longest thread so far in this forum ...i think this guy should atleast get come credit in form of cash for starting the most intresting thread of WWG history

does that mean i get sum money for postin probly the most in this thread

and i think this could (should) be the biggest thread....

come on lets get it to 15 pages  then we'll make a new target when we get to there

i wonder wot the thread will be like then

wonder wot the forum will be like at 20 posts

Scotty_32 wrote: does that mean i get sum money for postin probly the most in this thread

Sure, I will send you money! Just send me $2000 so i can cover the shipping charges!

KCWebMonkey..... how much you gunna send me?

$150?

where as you get sum and i lose sum?

if ya gunna send $4000 (or higher) then am up for it

you send first, then i'll send after you

You know, I have received probably about 200 e-mails from "Nigeria" and actually contacted the US Secret Service about it and they have a whole part of thier website dedicated to it!

Here is the link:

http://www.secretservice.gov/financial_crimes.shtml#Nigerian - http://www.secretservice.gov/financial_crimes.shtml#Nigerian

And I must say, them Nigerian's must be extremely rich if every single one of them needs to get money over "here" wherever that is.

well people and the governments r damn poor and starving due to lack of food but smugglers of gold and drugs got damn loads of money.. and if they come under an eye of the government.. their whole of the black wealth will be confiscated by the Nigerian Government

http://www.fraudbureau.com/articles/consumer/article22.html - http://www.fraudbureau.com/articles/consumer/article22.html

WHEW.. I missed a TON over here. 

May I just add... that if anyone is sending anyone money.. PLEASE go back and check that address I posted.  wouldn't want that money going to the wrong person now would you..

Gee.. too bad this guy never came back.  You don't think that nasty woman from my old UBB actually went after him do you?  (I logged on her forum with HIS name   sneaky eh?)

Ok.. someone said HRT is for "middle aged women".. uhh.. I hope you wern't talking about THIS middle aged woman!  Cause you think the Watchman is nasty?!  Well.. just mess with a Middle Aged woman on HRT!!

OH and Scotty WHO HAS TIME FOR COMPUTER GAMES..  man.. I spend all my time just trying to figure out ASP codes.. and teaching new members how to turn on their dang computers!   I am afraid if I get started on games.. I would have to find a new family to live with, as my husband and kids would surly kick my rear out of this house! 

HEY.. I got it.. ya think our Russian Friend would let me come live with him.. then the Watchman can let me use his computer!!  YEAH. and together we can all spam that UBB owner!!! 

Hey Whittibo,

I know what you mean about HRT - my step mother was on it and boy was she moody !!! I think I would have preferred her going through the menopause unaided.

There again, I'm no doctor, so what the f*** do I know ??? lol

i still dont know wot this HRT is

oh and how come the "secert" service have a web site

thats SOOOO secert isnt it!

anyway, i looked at a site posted above and it says people fall for these scams  i mean who on earth would fall for a silly scam like that!

anyway i gotta go now and email sumone my bank details so they can hide £1,000,000 in my account while the FBI checks them out, then they say i can send it back, but i can keep 30% of it

FLATLINE wrote: LOL I just got another one of those e-mails from Kenya! Asked me to represent myself as the kin of someone important so I can "inherit" his money (and then giving 80% to the guy who sent me the e-mail).

So hey Flatline.. ya gonna do it then??