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Topic: curing headache!!!
Posted By: the boss
Subject: curing headache!!!
Date Posted: 13 June 2003 at 1:19pm

alright.. i spent 3 hours at the cell phone auction place looking for a new cellphone for my sister and finally got one..but this cumbersome work of search at auction place has given me bad headache at the rear of my head..OUCH!!

got any sugesstion to cure it????




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Posted By: pmormr
Date Posted: 13 June 2003 at 2:24pm
take asprin

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Posted By: KCWebMonkey
Date Posted: 13 June 2003 at 3:54pm

This always works:

  1. Take off your left shoe.
  2. Go into the garage and find a 20 pound sledgehammer
  3. Raise sledgehammer high into the air
  4. Bring sledgehammer down on left foot with full force

Actually, you will still have a headache, but you will no longer be worried about it.



Posted By: pmormr
Date Posted: 13 June 2003 at 4:01pm

i recommend using a power hammer instead of the measley 20 pound sledge hammer...



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Posted By: the boss
Date Posted: 13 June 2003 at 5:04pm
NOT FUNNY....


Posted By: pmormr
Date Posted: 13 June 2003 at 6:11pm
well it would solve the problem of worrying about a headache

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Posted By: the boss
Date Posted: 13 June 2003 at 7:36pm

yes but a new and worst problem will start.. worrying about the paining an injured toe!!!!!  



Posted By: pmormr
Date Posted: 13 June 2003 at 8:30pm
did you try my first option... take asprin

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Posted By: michael
Date Posted: 13 June 2003 at 8:30pm
You got 9 other toes so stop whining.

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Posted By: pmormr
Date Posted: 13 June 2003 at 8:32pm
you can take asprin for the toe too

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Posted By: KCWebMonkey
Date Posted: 14 June 2003 at 12:46am

Originally posted by pmormr pmormr wrote:

you can take asprin for the toe too

that has to be the funniest post i have seen on this forum so far!



Posted By: pmormr
Date Posted: 14 June 2003 at 12:29pm


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Posted By: the boss
Date Posted: 14 June 2003 at 1:49pm
started by the boss


Posted By: KCWebMonkey
Date Posted: 14 June 2003 at 10:09pm

Originally posted by the boss the boss wrote:

started by the boss

yes i realize that, but i was referring to the post...not the whole thread...



Posted By: pmormr
Date Posted: 15 June 2003 at 8:13am
Originally posted by KCWebMonkey KCWebMonkey wrote:

i was referring to the post...not the whole thread...

you really showed him

 



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Posted By: the boss
Date Posted: 15 June 2003 at 11:04am

asprin sucks!i



Posted By: pmormr
Date Posted: 15 June 2003 at 7:06pm
hey!! don't dis asprin!

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Posted By: the boss
Date Posted: 15 June 2003 at 7:50pm

asprin = ass prine



Posted By: pmormr
Date Posted: 15 June 2003 at 8:15pm
alright, then i trust you used the power hammer

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Posted By: the boss
Date Posted: 17 June 2003 at 3:19pm
on ur head ..hehehe


Posted By: abhinav
Date Posted: 19 June 2003 at 4:48am
lol @ this thread

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Posted By: pmormr
Date Posted: 19 June 2003 at 8:39am
i'll send you a complimentary bottle of asprin if you try any of the headache releaving schemes we've devised here, abhinav.

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Posted By: pmormr
Date Posted: 19 June 2003 at 8:40am
Although there should be a "Don't try this at home kids" warning banner posted on the first post

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Posted By: the boss
Date Posted: 20 June 2003 at 5:17pm

i think after trying the headache releaving techniques advised here.. abhinav need  boxes of bandages, plasters, anti-biotics and pain killers rather than a bottle of asprin  and may be a coffin as well



Posted By: pmormr
Date Posted: 20 June 2003 at 5:48pm

a box of bandages?



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Posted By: the boss
Date Posted: 20 June 2003 at 6:14pm

i changed it to boxes.. happy now

i guess thats more perfect anyway



Posted By: pmormr
Date Posted: 20 June 2003 at 6:32pm
you forgot ice

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Posted By: Bunce
Date Posted: 21 June 2003 at 3:02am
Originally posted by the boss the boss wrote:

asprin sucks!i

How about a bullet then?



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Posted By: pmormr
Date Posted: 21 June 2003 at 12:14pm
good one. i can send him a 22 caliber or a 45 caliber...

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Posted By: the boss
Date Posted: 21 June 2003 at 4:00pm
how abt a smuggled skud missle from Iraq!!


Posted By: pmormr
Date Posted: 22 June 2003 at 2:21pm
Smuggle? I have a feeling that bush would give you  as many as you want of them.

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Posted By: the boss
Date Posted: 22 June 2003 at 4:30pm
smuggled stuff has its own charm..


Posted By: pmormr
Date Posted: 22 June 2003 at 5:01pm
yeah, but gifts are cheaper

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Posted By: the boss
Date Posted: 23 June 2003 at 4:46pm
stuff gained without hard efforts feels useless!!


Posted By: genmud
Date Posted: 23 June 2003 at 8:18pm
lol... this is some funny shiznit... for da famizl


Posted By: the boss
Date Posted: 25 June 2003 at 7:23am


Posted By: pmormr
Date Posted: 25 June 2003 at 10:15am
its amazing how you people are easily amuesed

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Posted By: the boss
Date Posted: 25 June 2003 at 2:00pm

that includes u aswell!!



Posted By: pmormr
Date Posted: 25 June 2003 at 3:34pm

well i guess that i have contributed to the 50 some replies...



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Posted By: the boss
Date Posted: 25 June 2003 at 8:30pm


Posted By: pmormr
Date Posted: 25 June 2003 at 9:01pm


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Posted By: the boss
Date Posted: 25 June 2003 at 9:50pm


Posted By: whittibo
Date Posted: 09 July 2003 at 8:46am
so what did you finally do to cure the headache??  


Posted By: the boss
Date Posted: 09 July 2003 at 7:49pm

ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz

Slept for few hours 



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Posted By: Bluefrog
Date Posted: 10 July 2003 at 6:56am
If you're going to sleep off a headache, a bottle of whiskey really helps  - much better than warm milk


Posted By: the boss
Date Posted: 10 July 2003 at 7:07pm
the best practise to cure headache is to take 2 tablets from a pistol dirctly into your head.. TRY AT YOUR OWN RISK!! NO GURANTEE

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Posted By: Bluefrog
Date Posted: 14 July 2003 at 7:25am

HA! Got a better solution for headaches...

Follow the directions on the asprin bottle...

Take 2 and keep away from children  



Posted By: the boss
Date Posted: 14 July 2003 at 12:14pm

i gotta asprin bottle.. which read

Asprin for Kids

and then on the label in small print.. it reads

KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN REACH.



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Posted By: Bliss
Date Posted: 14 July 2003 at 12:21pm
Shoot, you already cured the headache.. I was gonna suggest slamming a car door on it. There's something you can use ice to cure


Posted By: the boss
Date Posted: 14 July 2003 at 3:15pm


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