Someone patented spam
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Topic: Someone patented spam
Posted By: dpyers
Subject: Someone patented spam
Date Posted: 08 January 2004 at 2:54am
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http://tinyurl.com/2zz82 - http://tinyurl.com/2zz82 Think I'll try to patent the internet ------------- 
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Posted By: the boss
Date Posted: 08 January 2004 at 5:28am
american body for patents has gone stupid.. they will patent anything provied good sum of dollars ...a while ago they were talking about patenting sperms  ------------- http://www.web2messenger.com/theboss"> 
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Posted By: Bluefrog
Date Posted: 08 January 2004 at 6:30am
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I'd like to patent breathing. My first lawsuit would be against a stray rabid dog that was about to be put down for attacking people... Just to set a precedent. Then I'd go after politicians and lawyers. I think everyone would thank me ------------- http://renegademinds.com/" rel="nofollow - Renegade Minds - Guitar Software http://renegademinds.com/Default.aspx?tabid=65" rel="nofollow - Slow Down Music |
Posted By: WebWiz-Bruce
Date Posted: 08 January 2004 at 6:38am
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I'm going to patent crapping, everyone who wants a crap will have to first get my permission before doing so. But first I'm going away for a few months, so your all have to wait till I get back to have a crap. ------------- https://www.webwiz.net/web-wiz-forums/forum-hosting.htm" rel="nofollow - Web Wiz Forums Hosting https://www.webwiz.net/web-hosting/windows-web-hosting.htm" rel="nofollow - ASP.NET Web Hosting |
Posted By: pam b
Date Posted: 08 January 2004 at 6:43am
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lol, damnation without relief!
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Posted By: BoLt
Date Posted: 08 January 2004 at 7:37am
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Will that cover talking crap as well? As you will be loaded in no time at all. On thinking about it I would like to patent the F word & Sh*t as I would. I would be minted and could pay you in full in no time as all would be saying "When is BoRg getting back as I need a F’in Sh*t" PS if you are going away and talking crap is under the same patent, It’s going to be a quiet time ahead.
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-boRg- wrote:Posted By: Gullanian
Date Posted: 08 January 2004 at 9:40am
| Someone in Australlia managed to patent the wheel |
Posted By: WebWiz-Bruce
Date Posted: 08 January 2004 at 9:49am
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They might be able to patent things like that but legally they can't do anything with them. A patent will only stand up if it is not generic (ie. has not been done before). For example a company invented and pentented the surf board. Other comapnies then came out with their own and were taken to court, but the case was overturned when someone found a magazine article from the 40's with some lad had made a basic bord with a sail attached to it and sailed it around some lake for a summer. This was enough to mean that the idea had been done before and so was generic and so the patent for the surf board was not upheld. ------------- https://www.webwiz.net/web-wiz-forums/forum-hosting.htm" rel="nofollow - Web Wiz Forums Hosting https://www.webwiz.net/web-hosting/windows-web-hosting.htm" rel="nofollow - ASP.NET Web Hosting |