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Topic: Windows 2000 source code?
Posted By: Semikolon
Subject: Windows 2000 source code?
Date Posted: 13 February 2004 at 1:02pm

yo.. guess whats happened!

Windows 2000 Source Code out in the big world!




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Posted By: huwnet
Date Posted: 13 February 2004 at 1:04pm
I have heard of this but where is it? 


Posted By: Semikolon
Date Posted: 13 February 2004 at 1:09pm
i dont know..but anyways, its just 2 or 15%


Posted By: pmormr
Date Posted: 13 February 2004 at 3:09pm

it's probably just the copyright information at the top of the kernel source



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Posted By: Mart
Date Posted: 13 February 2004 at 3:36pm
400MB worth of copyrights Don't think so...


Posted By: pmormr
Date Posted: 13 February 2004 at 7:12pm
i mean that's probably what they released... i only think they released like 2000 lines of code

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Posted By: dpyers
Date Posted: 14 February 2004 at 7:22pm

Actually, MS didn't release it

http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/press/2004/Feb04/02-12windowssource.asp - http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/press/2004/Feb04/02-12win dowssource.asp



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Posted By: the boss
Date Posted: 15 February 2004 at 8:57am
may be some ms employee got laid off the job so he leaked it as a revenge

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Posted By: Semikolon
Date Posted: 15 February 2004 at 9:11am
it didnt come from microsoft.. it was one of their partners who have the sc.. i think theres two companies that have the full windows 2000 source, and one of them probably released it on purpose.. or, not the company, but one or more of their employees..


Posted By: the boss
Date Posted: 15 February 2004 at 9:50am
OK probably the employess in one of those companies got laid off and took a revenge

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Posted By: Bluefrog
Date Posted: 15 February 2004 at 11:27am
Whoever leaked it will either never work again, or will be paid far too much.

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Posted By: pmormr
Date Posted: 15 February 2004 at 11:37am
i still think it was the copyright information at the top of the file

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Posted By: pmormr
Date Posted: 15 February 2004 at 11:38am
anyway... what's up with all the downtime that Web Wiz's been having lately?

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Posted By: Semikolon
Date Posted: 15 February 2004 at 11:47am

http://forums.webwiz.net/forum_posts.asp?TID=9816&TPN=2 - http://forums.webwiz.net/forum_posts.asp?TID=9816&a mp;TPN=2



Posted By: OTG!
Date Posted: 15 February 2004 at 12:02pm
I can give you an exclusive peek at the leaked source code right here!

* Source Code to Windows 2000 */

#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "workst~1.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#include "monopoly.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation)
{
make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
disable_Netscape();
disable_RealPlayer();
disable_Lotus_Products();
hang_system();
}

write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();

if (still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_3.1();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();
}
}

if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();

if (fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
}

/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");

if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt)
else
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

while(something)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
}
create_general_protection_fault();
}



Posted By: Mart
Date Posted: 15 February 2004 at 12:08pm
LOL thats a joke not the source code...

You really think the win2k source code contains these lines:

make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
disable_Netscape();
disable_RealPlayer();
disable_Lotus_Products();
hang_system();



Posted By: OTG!
Date Posted: 15 February 2004 at 6:31pm
Mart, don't worry, it was meant to be a joke - a subtle one at that!


Posted By: WebWiz-Bruce
Date Posted: 16 February 2004 at 4:07am
They missed a bit out:-

if (user_close_to_deadline){
    crash(blue_screen)
}

if (user_finshing_important_work){
    disable save;
    crash(blue_screen);
    disable boot_up
}


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Posted By: KCWebMonkey
Date Posted: 16 February 2004 at 4:23am
lol... that was a good laugh!


Posted By: Mart
Date Posted: 16 February 2004 at 4:27am
Or for me atm:

if (everthing_works)
{
f**kup(everything);
setbootuptime(10, minutes);
pissoff(martin);
}


Posted By: Gullanian
Date Posted: 16 February 2004 at 6:59am

Do until user = pissed_off{
 Loop;
}
If user = pissed_off{
 Work();
}
If work(){
 shut_down;
}



Posted By: pmormr
Date Posted: 16 February 2004 at 12:17pm

If NIC = microsoft_brand{
work()}

If NIC NOT = microsoft_brand{
delete %systemroot%;
delete important_stuff;
delete FATs;
show(bluescreen)
shut_down}



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Posted By: michael
Date Posted: 16 February 2004 at 7:44pm

Yeah that windows will end up looking something like this (old but always good)

http://bambusratte.com/Fun/flashs/winrg.swf - http://bambusratte.com/Fun/flashs/winrg.swf



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Posted By: Semikolon
Date Posted: 17 February 2004 at 7:17am
what language is windows coded in?


Posted By: Mart
Date Posted: 17 February 2004 at 7:32am
C++ and Assembler


Posted By: zMaestro
Date Posted: 17 February 2004 at 10:11am

this is one of the funniest thread



Posted By: zMaestro
Date Posted: 17 February 2004 at 10:13am
I heared that it was a hack to their system.


Posted By: the boss
Date Posted: 17 February 2004 at 12:21pm
we will end up writting a source code of a whole OS here which in reality would be soo crappy that it would never be compiled or even if it is compiled it would never be tested or used

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Posted By: Semikolon
Date Posted: 17 February 2004 at 12:32pm

did you delete your post mart?

it wouldnt have been funny AT ALL (the last thing)



Posted By: zMaestro
Date Posted: 17 February 2004 at 12:39pm


Posted By: Semikolon
Date Posted: 17 February 2004 at 12:47pm

nothing..



Posted By: Gullanian
Date Posted: 17 February 2004 at 12:57pm
Does windows XP pro still use microsofts old kernel?


Posted By: Semikolon
Date Posted: 17 February 2004 at 1:22pm

If CPU.Usage > 10%{
 Windows.Lock
}
If Memory.Usage > 10%{
 Windows.Lock
}
If User.RunningApps >= 5{
 Windows.Lock
}

If User = Pissed Off{
 Windows.Unlock;
 Windows.Restart;
}



Posted By: Mart
Date Posted: 17 February 2004 at 2:12pm
Yes I did delete it because it didn't come out right...



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