Bill Gates died and met Two Angels, and they said: "Well, Bill, I'm
really confused on this one. We are not sure whether to send you to
Heaven or to Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world, and yet you created that ghastly Windows. We are going to do something never done before, and going to let you decide where you want to go.?
Bill Gates said:
"What's the difference between the two?"
They said:
"It might help you decide if you took a peek at both places. Want to
look at Hell first?"
Bill was amazed. He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear waters.
There were thousands of beautiful men and women running around, playing
in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the
temperature was perfect.
"This is great!" said Bill. "If this is Hell, I can't wait to see
Heaven." "Let's go!"
and off they went to Heaven. Bill saw puffy white clouds in a beautiful
blue sky, with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was
nice, but surely not as enticing as Hell. He thought for only a brief
moment and rendered his decision.
"Please I do believe I would prefer to go to Hell."
"As you wish," said Angels.
Two weeks later, they decided to check up on the late billionaire to see
how things were going. they found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming
amidst the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being tortured by demons
with pitchforks.
"How ya doin', Bill?"
Bill responded with anguish and despair, "This is awful! This is not
what I expected at all! What happened to the beach and the beautiful women playing in the water?"
"Oh, that," they said . "That was the screen saver."
