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    Posted: 03 April 2005 at 11:25pm
The favorite pastime of Canadians is probably bitching about stupid things in government. Well... there's lots of stupid stuff in Canada, but I really wonder whether it's gone completely overboard.

Here's an example of more government waste on a stupid lawsuit. (Very funny.)

But if that isn't stupid enough (oooo... squirrels are soooo EVIL!), Canada is now attracting idiocy beyond comprehension. This dipstick is now a multiple amputee due to a complete lack of intelligence. (Very funny in a sick way.)


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TOTAL IDIDOT.. he could have simply asked his "so calle" love to send an inviation for visit visa..and have got in legally..or may be his love was illegal sneak-in like him too LOL

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Gullanian Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 April 2005 at 11:08am
I don't think you can receive visas without a postal address, the news said he was homeless?
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote michael Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 April 2005 at 10:08pm
You are right, you cannot have a visa without an address. Also if you are convicted you may even be denied a "lovers-visa".
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The guy lost members of his body in MANITOBA~! And his GF was in QUEBEC~! Ontario is between those 2 provinces... He had to go through 3 provinces to get to her.

Just for scale:

  1. Ontario is about 10x the size of Korea
  2. Ontario is larger than MOST countries in the world
  3. Ontario spans 2 time zones
  4. Ontario is 41% of the Canadian GDP - Canada is the 2nd largest country in the world...
  5. Manitoba and Quebec are also VERY large chunks of land - both are bigger than most countries
My God~! He entered Canada half way across the country... With no car. He was walking. In winter. In Manitoba. There is nothing but flat stretches of COLD WIND in Manitoba. I've been there in the winter. People plug their cars in - during the day.

Let's hope he NEVER reaches his sweetheart because it would be a shame to see him further pollute the gene-pool.


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The more you tell me about him the sorrier I feel!  Only true love would make a man walk 3 provinces.  Someone that would do that for love is truly admirable in my opinion!

Then again, why didn't the woman drive to him?  And how does he have the Internet if he is homeless?
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he sits in the elcheapo $1 per day internet cafe

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The man should have 'mumpit' tattooed to his forehead.

Has he not heard of coaches, trains, or cars?

Then again a man who robs a Pizza Hut, probably isn't the sharpest tool in the box.

And why didn't he just get her to visit him?

She said says at the end she will live with him in Arkansas, so she could have just visited him (if she really loved him!!)
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