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Originally posted by zMaestro zMaestro wrote:

Originally posted by Me Me wrote:

  1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 

This applies in Egypt too... a pizza get to your house in about 45 min... but an ambulance takes about 60 min. to come, and sometimes, it get lost .

so a pizza come faster than an ambulance

pizza takes 10 min

firebrigade comes after vitims have put out the fire using buckets

ambulance comes after the victim releative have themselves put an effort to take victim to nearest hospital

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Originally posted by Phat Phat wrote:

Quote Australia is pretty much the same as the UK, however were apparently all a bunch of yobbos!


and we have kangaroos in the streets.

here r camels on the highways.. and if u hit a camel.. u go to heaven where as a camel will be pretty much unhurt


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Here, we have moose and deer. Hit a deer, and you have a 50/50 channce of 100-200 pounds of hoofs and antlers coming through your windshield.
A moose however stands about 6 feet tall and when you hit their legs, they always come in through the windshield. As they weigh about 1000-1200 pounds, hitting one is also a shortcut to heaven.

Lead me not into temptation... I know the short cut, follow me.
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we have deer, trees, and sheer drops... at speeds over 40 mph... they're your shortcut to heaven or hell
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