Yep I do as I get them all from........
Customer: My Laptop keeps shutting down after a short time.
AFTER A TIME OF DIAGNOSTICS AND PASSING THIS OVER AFTER LAUGHING 
Reply: Try plugging the laptop into the PSU as you are running it on the battery.
Customer: I have been informed by BT that my PC keeps blowing up the phone line.
AFTER A TIME OF DIAGNOSTICS AND A LARGE COFFEE 
Reply: Remove the phone line connection that you have plugged into the LAN card and re-connect it to the modem.
Customer: My printer has stopped printing.
AFTER A TIME OF DIAGNOSTICS AND DISBELIEF 
Reply: Replace the ink
Customer: I have windows 3.11 and wish to install office xp, how do I do this?
AFTER A TIME OF DIAGNOSTICS AND COMPOSURE BEFORE LAUGHING 
Reply: Purchase a better computer 1st.
Customer: I can not get my DVD to play DVD disks on my laptop.
AFTER A TIME OF DIAGNOSTICS AND.......................
Reply: You don’t have a DVD Rom player fitted in your laptop.
O’ and one more to add to this list
Customer: I can not get my PC on the Internet. I have put a number for the PC to dial up but this is not good as it keeps getting an engaged sound.
AFTER A TIME OF THINKING ABOUT THIS.......................
Reply: Have you set up the dile up number as your home number?
Customer: YES!! WHY?
I needed to have a long think about this just as I did not wish to insult the customer.
And so on so
And yes we get the one that says the nice computer people think of everything as they have installed a coffee cup holder on my PC. To a reply that’s your CD Rom drive madam.
So on so on and so on There is loads more
Yes I get them all..........
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BoLt
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