Mr. Bush's schedule...
january: make law forbidding people from being annoying on pain of fine or jailtime. blow something up
february: amend the law to classify anyone who does something annoying as a terrorist. blow something up
march: holiday. blow something up
april: holidy. blow something up
may: holiday. blow something up
june: remove 'real name' qualification from law. make law more ambiguous as to who has to be annoyed. blow something up
july: jail all those pesky democrats for sending those inconvenient and annoying emails to each other about all of the hard-working criminal republicans. blow something up
august: holiday. blow something up
september: holiday. blow something up
october: holiday... ooooh... halloween... DRESSUPS! YAY!!!! blow something up
november: holiday. blow something up
december: holiday. celebrate birth of santa. blow something up
Edited by ub3rl337ch3ch - 22 January 2006 at 9:38pm