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Reminds me of the joke about the woman who called a plumber because her sink wouldn't drain. The plumber come in, looks at the pipes, and hits a pipe with a hammer. The woman's sink starts to drain, and the plumber gives her a bill for $100.

The woman exclaims "$100 for hitting a pipe! That's ridiculous! I want an itemized bill!"

The plumber gives her a bill which reads...
Hitting pipe with hammer.......... $1
Knowing where to hit the pipe... $99

good one about the plumbing

Regarding the original email, i feel that the email may have been tampered with and as such i cannot take that as evidence of my original submission.

Kindest regards
Matt