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Mart, don't worry, it was meant to be a joke - a subtle one at that!
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They missed a bit out:-

if (user_close_to_deadline){
    crash(blue_screen)
}

if (user_finshing_important_work){
    disable save;
    crash(blue_screen);
    disable boot_up
}


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lol... that was a good laugh!
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Or for me atm:

if (everthing_works)
{
f**kup(everything);
setbootuptime(10, minutes);
pissoff(martin);
}
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Do until user = pissed_off{
 Loop;
}
If user = pissed_off{
 Work();
}
If work(){
 shut_down;
}
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If NIC = microsoft_brand{
work()}

If NIC NOT = microsoft_brand{
delete %systemroot%;
delete important_stuff;
delete FATs;
show(bluescreen)
shut_down}
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Yeah that windows will end up looking something like this (old but always good)

http://bambusratte.com/Fun/flashs/winrg.swf
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what language is windows coded in?
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